Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Cool Places in Amerca~ Heidelberg Street Detroit

Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

My parents had a gig in Detroit that lasted two weeks. While I was there I found this street with polka dot houses and houses covered in Teddy Bears. The Heidelberg Project was created in 1986 by artist Tyree Guyton and his grandfather Sam Mackey ("Grandpa Sam") as an outdoor art environment in the McDougall-Hunt neighborhood on the city's east side, just north of the city's historically African-American Black Bottom area. The Heidelberg Project is in part a political protest, as Tyree Guyton's childhood neighborhood began to deteriorate after the 1967 riots. Guyton described coming back to Heidelberg Street after serving in the Army; he was astonished to see that the surrounding neighborhood looked as if "a bomb went off". Now the road looks like a paint bomb went off, which is way cool.

Tyree runs community art projects in one of the houses and supports local kid education. I got to paint a few polka dots on the houses too. It was great. Come check out this street.

 ~Tyler

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Saturday, November 29, 2014

Cool Places in America~ Vollis Simpson's Whirlygig 's Wilson North Carolina

Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

 I remember watching Vollis make one of his Whirlgigs when my parents had a contract with this company in North Carolina. I got to hand him wrenches and even paint an old weather vane he stuck on one.



When Vollis retired at 65, he got bored and started erecting windmills that resembled wind toys on his neighbor's houses and fences. For the next 30 years he kept building them until he died a few years ago at 94. Now they are moving them from his farm to a dedicated park. He sure was an old wise cracker.

Check them out:
http://www.wilsonwhirligigpark.org/


 ~Tyler

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Cool Places in America~ McDonald Observatory

Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

Near Fort Davis is this mountain which is 7,000 feet above sea level and 150 miles from any light pollution. My parents had a contract to create software to plot the movement of a certain galaxy back through time. How cool is that they were creating a software program that acted like a time machine!

Well, McDonald Observatory is on top of that mountain. We used to sit outside and have picnics under the stars. Stars, there were millions of them available to the naked eye. I never seen so many stars since Hog Wallow back in the Pine Barrens on that large Cranberry Bog. Then 3 times a week we could look through their largest telescope and the universe opened up to us. It was amazing.

People come up here to have evening talks to astronomers, have dinner under the stars, and well...look at them in all of their grandeur.  During their "Star Parties" they let you use their largest telescope. Here is their link for more info.

http://www.mcdonaldobservatory.org



 ~Tyler

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Saturday, September 20, 2014

Cool Places in America~Point Breeze N.J. and Napoleon's Brother?

Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

Yep, another visit to N.J. The Mad Scientist of the Pines had hired my parents again to develop some software around 2002. On one of our voyages northwest we heard myths of Napoleon escaping to visit his brother in Bordentown.



First you ask, Joseph Bonaparte lived in N.J. The once and not so future king of Spain? Yes. He had a mansion called Point Breeze in Bordentown where the Crosswicks Creek and the Delaware River meet. After the defeat of his little brother, no pun intended, he abdicated the Spanish Throne and returned to France.Three years later a French decree banished all Bonapartes from France, so Joseph went from NYC to Philadelphia and then settled across the river in NJ.  He had sailed incognito aboard the American brig "Commerce" to New York.In Philadelphia Henry Clay had put him up in a hotel suite. Joseph then bought 211 acres from a sale of some of the Spanish crown jewels he stole. In time his estate would enlarge to 1,800 acres. Good king Joseph would entertain locals and prominent Americans equally amidst his fine collection of books, artifacts, and art from Europe.  Guests would be delivered to his estate by a 16 oar barge. An excellent estate with a man made lake with a bridge over it, trees, gardens, several bridal trails, and 12 miles of carriage ways. Plus several tunnels to escape through! John Quincy Adams and Daniel Webster had visited him, these men used to walk the smuggler tunnels in Salem, MA  also.






In 1820 a fire burned down the original mansion. Locals rushed in and saved most of his artifacts while he was away. Joseph arrived in time to see his roof fall in. It was rumored a Russian lady set it aflame. Then he built an even grander mansion. This one he decorated with paintings by Velasquez, Rubens, Canaletto, Murillo, Rembrandt and DaVinci.  In addition, there was a 'Statuary Room' containing antique bronze castings from Pompeii. The library, the largest in the country, numbered some eight thousand volumes at a time when the Library of Congress contained only sixty-five hundred volumes.Above the entrance to the new mansion he had inscribed: "Non ignara mali, miseris succurere" (Not unaware of misfortune, I know to help the unfortunate).



Joseph took at least one mistress (whatever that means) named Annette Savage who bore him a daughter. In 1832, Joseph, now the Bonapartist pretender, moved to London to be closer to France. In 1844 Joseph died in Florence. Then Point Breeze was inherited by his grandson Joseph Lucien Charles Napoleon who held two spectacular auctions of the furnishings before selling the property in 1847. He sold it to who sold it in 1847 to a Thomas Richards. Afterwards Point Breeze was purchased by the son of a former British consul at Philadelphia who had the house razed and replaced by an Italianate villa. A son of a British consul endowed him to hate all things French.  He was dubbed “Beckett the Destroyer” by local residents.There were several other houses on the estate, one that housed daughter Zenaide and her husband Prince Charles Lucien.  (Daughter Charlotte also stayed on the estate at times, but there is no record of her having her own house).  Another housed Bonaparte's trusted secretary Maillard and served as a gatehouse. In 1958 Becket's mansion burned down. In 1970, the property was bought by the Divine World Seminary who had built the current building on the site.

So that was another weird location I had found when once again my parents were working for the weird scientist of the Pines...

 ~Tyler

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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Cool Places in America~ Salem MA and the Westford Knight

 Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

My parents get lots of contracts on the Informational Highway outside of Boston on Rt. 128. One of our favorite places to reside while on the North Shore is Salem. We learned years ago to avoid the witches, they fight among themselves too much. The true magic in the town is the cool Harry Potter Shop and Wynot's Wands, the smuggling tunnels, Mr. Zac, and the story about the Vikings who landed there in 1398!

In 1784, Prince Henry Sinclair was identified by Johann Reinhold Forster[7] as possibly being the Prince Zichmni described in letters allegedly written around the year 1400 by the Zeno brothers of Venice, in which they describe a voyage throughout the North Atlantic under the command of Zichmni.


Zichmni had sailed to America after meeting a sailor who got lost in a storm and ended up in a land far to the west of the Orkney. In this land he told about the various kingdoms of natives, the book written in Latin they had from a previous adventurer, and how the tribes fought over his knowledge of the fishing net. These tails from the sailor inspired Sinclair to sail west with some Vikings and the two Venetian brothers who wrote about the journey.

Prince Henry Sinclair had numerous titles including Roslyn in Scotland. His son William built the fabled Roslyn chapel from the Da'Vinci Code. His family were the hereditary masters of the Templars in Scotland. Haakon V, King of Norway, had bestowed the Earldom of Orkney to Sinclair. By 1401 he disappears from Scottish History. There is no history of his death. Stories of him can be found in Arkham:Tales from the Flipside in the Sinclair Narratives. In the tales he is described as an immortal who has brought the Holy Grail to Salem which later gets stolen by the mysterious Salem East India Museum who has built tunnels throughout the town. Now the true story does not seem any less mysterious...

In 1398 Henry Sinclair sails a fleet of Knarrs and Longships with a crew of Norse and Norse Scottish Vikings. They are sailing with the two Zeno brothers who write down their tale as they search for the fabled Vinland. Vinland was described to have two rivers and two islands in the harbor. First they drop anchor on Oak Island in Nova Scotia and then sail further south to Salem, creating the myths of the great treasure in the Money Pit. Salem also fits the description with the two Misery Island and the North and South Rivers entering into to the hinterland. This was their second venture through the continent. From here they will travel further west to Westford. This is where the knight Sir James Gunn dies, the details lost to history. Today you can still see the stone inscription dedicated to him on Depot Street. His effigy lies on a granite slab.


Just one of many tales of Vikings within New England. Provincetown and Boston also have tales. These tales have inspired the Salem Normal School (Salem State University) to have a Viking as their mascot. I bet you always wondered why they chose that mascot...

Westford Knight


Address:
17 Depot St., Westford, MA
Directions:
I-495 exit 32. Drive west on Boston Rd. When you reach the Westford Common, turn right onto Lincoln St. and continue straight onto Main St. Just past the Roudenbush Community Center bear left onto Depot St. The knight is about a quarter-mile up the street, on the right as the road bends right. It's right on the road, so drive a little further, turn right, and park at the high school.

~Tyler

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Thursday, August 7, 2014

Cool Places in America~ Whiting NJ Serial Killer, Jersey Devil, Nudist, Nuclear Accidents, and the Hindenburg in the Pines!

Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

The town we stay in while my parents are working on several of the contracts for the "Mad Inventor" in the Pines is called Whiting. A sleepy little town filled with more old codgers, than Florida, has many secrets.

First developed as part of the property owned by General Lacey. One of the General's serving under George Washington. Lacey had owned Lacey Iron Forge and needed miles of woods and ponds to fire his various pig iron stoves and forge. Part of his property was in what is now the Fox Hollow section of Whiting. 21 Lakes, Boy Scout Pond, and Doctor's Pond were used to collect bog iron from. These ponds could be mined for a period of time until you had to let them rest for three years till the bacteria under the peat moss in the ponds could grow new bog iron. So you had to acquire large tracts with several ponds on it to keep mining the bog iron continuously without interruption. This iron was used for household goods and ammunition during the Revolutionary and Civil Wars.

Later Fox Hollow would become a poultry farm, produce farm, and the location of a clay mining business. The clay mining business ran a donkey engine track off a spur of a railroad turnstile where Civil War soldiers traveling south had to disembark to enter trains utilizing the narrow gauge rails of the south versus the cattle gauge rails we still use today. A donkey engine is a steam powered winch that pulled a copper wire attached to mining carts. One was placed on either end to pull the carts to and fro.



Then in the 1920's Joseph Parisi would acquire the property. He had dreams of creating a city to rival New York City in which he lived outside of in Brooklyn. This city was to have a grand avenue named after Roosevelt with fountains on it (today it remains the only unpaved road in the development). On the original map he laid out places for factories, churches, schools, train stations, homes for the working poor, and the wealthy. He cut out all of the roads and the service roads that would run behind them to be used for deliveries and such. Unfortunately he only sold a few handful of properties and had only three roads lit by gas lamps. One of the few people who purchased 20 acres from him were a couple who were masseuses. They built a resort called Nature's Rest which would serve the nudists that would of disembarked from Lakehurst on the Zeppelins or off the trains from Philadelphia and New York. Many silent film stars would head to the Pines to enjoy its many resorts.  Joe Sullivan even had a Title Bout at Ong's Hat which is 15 minutes away deeper in the woods. They had a hotel, a barn, a waterwheel powered spa, and nature trail for their patrons to enjoy. Many of the ruins still remain. They were neighbors of Parisi in Brooklyn. They also bought shares in the old Manchester Iron Forge.


The Manchester Iron Forge was created in the 1800's and sat on Lake Horicon in what is now Lakehurst. Now Lakehurst is an independent borough siting in the middle of Manchester Twp. Which is funny that the location that the township is named after is no longer called Manchester, but only a 1 mile square doughnut hole within it. The other strange thing about Lakehurst is that it has a naval base which is 40 minutes from any ocean. This is the base in which the Hindenburg exploded. Any lovers of Led Zeppelin will know of this base indirectly from their first album cover. The local myth of how it exploded says that moonshiners shot the zeppelin down thinking it was revenue agents trying to find their stills... Now another funny thing about Lakehurst Naval and Air Engineering Base is that it is not in Lakehurst, but in Manchester Twp. Just like Portsmouth Naval Yard is in Kittery MN. No naval base seems to be ever in the town its named after. Today Whiting is part of Manchester Twp.


This Iron Forge was part owned by the masseuses and Parisi and about 20 others. Today its called Heritage Minerals (one of many of mineral pits), but most locals call it Asarco. It was closed eventually because of the radioactive mining of monazite-(Ce). In the middle of it has this man made lake that is a square mile long that people jet ski on. It also has this beached barge that is fun to play on. Every weekend you have hundreds of people partying on the lake and 4x4ing throughout its property. Now kids have mysteriously have died in the lake over the years. Supposedly dragged under by undertows?

See Parisi was one of the founders of the NYC mafia. He was the head of the mafia that ran the garbage trucks. Which explains the Hess landfill that has been used as an illegal dumping ground for all the toxins NYC did not want within their city. In Chinese culture those who knew how to heal also knew how to kill using martial arts. Did the masseuses act in the same manner for the mob. Only the next town over Al Capone had a hotel which was this pink castle with escape tunnels running under the driveway to the lake in front of it. Behind the castle up the river was a hut in which he would take people out to and kill them. As you all have seen on the Soprano's the Pine Barrens have long been a dumping ground for dead bodies. Now Asarco/ Manchester Iron Forge was one of many locations in the Pines. The locals used to joke about a road called Bone Hill Road that led to it. They thought it was named after all the teens who would drive up it to smoke joints. More likely it was named after all of the dead bodies that were hidden within it. This might explain all of the dead children floating in the lake. They might of seen something they should of never seen. Anyway who has ever heard of undertows in a freshwater lake...

Now on the edge of Asarco is Crow's Hill. It commands a view of where the Hindenburg blew up and the massive Hanger 1, Fort Dix machine gun fire and tracers, and the disposal ground for the mafia. One evening as locals were partying on top of it a serial killer had deposited a body in several Hefty bags on that old rail that would carry soldiers off to their deaths in the Civil War. At first it was assumed to be a mafia hit, but the body still had its ID which most hit men take to get paid by their employers. Nearly 20 years later they caught the man. He was a gay nurse from Philadelphia who would go to NYC to pick up men to dismember them and deposit them in several locations on the Garden State Parkway. This time he dropped the body at the bottom of this hill.

Now the mafia is quite quiet, but in the 80's it was right out of Donny Brasco. Lisante Foods had owned every pizza restaurant in NJ. This mob run organization also built the local pizza shop that was ran by one of the local Sicilian families. See Whiting is where several highways intersect making a perfect distribution point for Atlantic City, New York City, and Philadelphia. In the 80's the owner was busted with the chief of police's son who was a detective on the police force. A month after the bust was buried the owner of the restaurant placed a sticker on his fridge that said A.D.A.M. (Against Drug Abuse Member). Also he bought the old bar that mysteriously burned down when a Harley kick started in the planter next to the building caught fire. To this day strange smoke comes from the sewer across the street at 2 A.M.

How can all of this go on unnoticed? See back during Prohibition a Harry Wright ran for mayor. He won because he promised the local Pineys that their families would be employed by the road department forever and he had a flatbed truck full of free moonshine. Remember those guys who shot the Hindenburg... Then form the 50's to the 80's a man from Hague's corrupt political machine in Jersey City became mayor of Manchester Twp. Joe Portash would only be mayor for a short time, but would run all of the future mayor's for 30 years. After being caught as a bag man for the mafia, he became the evil vizier running the scenes through a string of Alzheimer patients. Right before getting caught Portash faked his death in Maine. The town veterinarian signed his death certificate, he had a closed casket funeral, and his twin brother showed up in his mansion off the lake in Maine with the view of his yacht from his dinning room table that sat 20. So anything could happen with him running the town and an illiterate chief of police who took the job for a free Harley and dry cleaning for life. See the police rack up money on all of those intersecting state highways issuing illegal traffic tickets. So much so they have 75 police officers for a town that has under 16,000 people to collect them and a colonel.Now after Portash's death... all of those mayors could not stand trial because they could not remember anything. This was at the same time that the Oliver North Trial in which Reagan could not remember anything too.

Now on most nights and days these woods in which the Jersey Devil is said to roam through, nothing ever, ever happens. It is so boring. Real boring. I mean boring. Surrounded by Fort Dix that caught a UFO and shot an escaping alien, has the main communication center for the military, and a leaking nuclear warhead the town is real boring. It is just that when something happens within this Senior Citizen Haven, it really happens with a bang.

The "Mad Inventor" had chosen a really strange place to put up our family while they worked on software for him...

~Tyler

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Cool Places in America~ Smithville, NJ and the Bicycle Railroad!

Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

 The first time my parents worked for the "Mad Inventor" deep in the heart of the Pine Barrens of NJ I was 8 years old. As you know my parents are software engineers who are always on the move. Contract to contract. Their biggest client is the "Mad Inventor". I think he has some Military contracts since he lives equitable distanced to Lakehurst Naval Engineering and a section of Fort Dix in Whiting, NJ. Who knows what he is up to and my parents will never tell me...

Near his guest house we stay in is a town called Smithville. Today it has a bunch of shops and restaurants my mother loves and my father puts up with.  We have visited there several times throughout the years. So much so I looked up its history and it had this cool bike train!


In 1892, Arthur Hotchkiss received a patent for a bicycle railroad and contracted with the H. B. Smith Machine Company to manufacture it. The initial track ran 1.8 miles from Smithville, in a nearly straight line, crossing the Rancocas Creek 10 times, and arrived at Pine Street, Mount Holly. It was completed in time for the Mount Holly Fair in September, 1892, and the purpose of the railway was supposed to have been enabling employees to commute quickly from Mount Holly to the factory at Smithville. Monthly commuter tickets cost $2.00. The record speed on the railway was 4.5 minutes, and the average trip took 6–7 minutes. The railway was exhibited at the World's Columbian Exposition in 1893. It only had one track so that it was impossible to pass another rider, and if riders traveling in opposite directions met, one had to pull off onto a siding. By 1897 ridership had declined, and the railway fell into disrepair.


Now Smithville started as a village in Eastampton Township, Burlington County, New Jersey. It was originally established as Shreveville in 1831 by Jonathan and Samuel Shreve as a textile village on the Rancocas Creek. It was purchased by Hezekiah Bradley Smith in 1865 and renamed to Smithville. The H. B. Smith Machine Company, which produced the American Star Bicycle beginning in 1880, was located there.



The American Star Bicycle had a small front wheel, 18–23 inches in diameter, steered, and the large rear wheel, 42–60 inches in diameter, provided the forward driving force and bore most of the rider's weight. The light load on the front wheel was reported to have made it skittish on loose surfaces such as sand and gravel. American Stars incorporated pneumatic tires very soon after they were developed, and braking was provided by a spoon brake acting on the rear wheel and actuated by a lever on the right handlebar.
A pair of independent treadle mechanisms collected power from the rider's legs instead of a crank. Power from each treadle was transferred to the rear wheel by a leather strap over a ratchet mechanism. (See image in gallery below.) The attachment point of the leather strap could be moved to provide multiple gear ratios, and both treadles could be pressed simultaneously for a brief increase in torque. A spring attached to the ratchet rewound the strap when the foot was raised. This treadle arrangement also allowed riders of different sizes to ride the same bike comfortably without modification, as the pedals were not constrained to trace a circle about an axle. An undated advertisement lists prices from $75 to $120, depending on wheel size and finish, which varied from "plainly finished machine; painted and striped" to "all nickled  and polished, except the rim, which is painted and striped in gold." They also made a tricycle.



Smith started making the tricycles in 1887 and 1888 and patented a steam tricycle in 1889. At the first Maricopa County Fair in 1884, Lucius Copeland demonstrated his steam bicycle, one of the first motorcycles, a steam-powered Star high-wheeler. It was claimed to have traveled 1 mile (1.6 km) in 4 minutes, at a steam pressure of 80 pounds per square inch (5.5 bar), and carried enough water and fuel to run for an hour.




Smithville is still a great place to visit. While Mom loved the shopping and my father dragged his face around handing her his charge card, I got to ride the paddle boats. I wish I was not too old, I could of rode on the toy train too...

~Tyler

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Friday, July 25, 2014

Cool Places in America~ Monowi, NE

 Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

For a little while I was the fourth person in a four person town. We got to stay a block away from Elsie Eiler. She was the mayor. Also she was the tavern keep, the librarian, and the only official resident in Monowi. Our arrival was a huge population boom. When we left she erased the 'Population 4' sign and rewrote it 'Population 1'.

I asked her what the property tax was and she answered, "What ever it cost to put a new roof on next summer." She had this little one room library which was filled with her deceased husbands books. He had collected 5,000 volumes. I would be lying if I had said I read them all, but I tried.

There were four stop lights and three houses. One in which we had stayed in for free in return for fixing it up a little so others could stay in it. Elsie said she thought it would be nice to let it out so she could occasionally afford to take a trip to Omaha. It was like Elsie thought the trip would be as grand as going to Paris.



Elsie was great, but do not ask her about Phạm Đình Nguyên or his deli in PhinDeli, Wyoming. He is the only inhabitant of that town. She likes to keep her rivalries quiet.


~Tyler

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Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Cool Places in America~ Mount Shasta

Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

Yep, we ended up in California many times. Remember my parents are contract software engineers... So that time they moved us under the shadow of Mount Shasta. Boy those people were strange. All starry eyed like those actors in the 70's playing Jesus. They creep me out


Now James Hilton based his novel Lost Horizon on the mysterious Lemurians hidden within Mount Shasta. In the novel he replaced Mount Shasta with the Himalayan Mountains though. Many people believe he was trying to keep their society safe by changing the location of Shangri-La (Shang Mountain Pass). Shangri-La was a fictional realm similar to the Buddhist Shambhala, the most sacred of Beyuls (Hidden valleys in mountains to escape from the world). I do not know how these people could escape the world around hear when they keep saying 'look at me, I am so divine'? I am amazed that not many of these star gazer have fallen off the mountain.



It is also rumored to be an alien landing pad. Some believe that the Lemruians are aliens that are hiding in the mountain. This reminds me of one of my favorite movies, Escape to Witch Mountain. In the movie the children do not remember their parents, only a shipwreck and a mysterious uncle. They befriend an old man in a RV and are chased by some rich guy, who wants to use their powers to make him even richer, to this mountain where they find others like them who are survivors of a UFO crash. I never seen any little green men up there. I did see one man trying to escape the world who forgot to bring a sandwich, so I fed him.


No who are the Lemurians. Geologist once tried to explain how there are lemurs in Madagascar and India by saying their was a lost continent between the two. Then these strange occult people made up fantastic stories of people who had four arms and a third eye in their foreheads. Hitler was searching for them in Tibet. He was one strange little dude... Many others have been searching for them in Mount Shasta.



Well I did not like the Mountain, but I still drink the soda. It has real sugar and I think that is cool!

~Tyler


To find out more about Tyler visit Salem House Press and buy Tyler's latest book "Tyler Moves to Gibsonton Florida" on Amazon.com. It is now available in paperback at most bookstores. Ask for it by name. Keep checking back for the best cheap vacation ideas that might surprise you and become your best vacation ever!

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Cool Places in America~ Where Ducks Walk On Carp?

 Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

This was an interesting stop we had traveling in Pennsylvania. Near this spillway in Linesville is a horde of carp who are fed bread all day. Their school is so thick it has been rumored that ducks walk over them to steal the bread. This place was creepy, but amazing. I could only imagine if they were barracudas down there. If I had a little brother, I might of been tempted to see what happens if he fell in. Good thing I do not...

We threw in this Salvador Dali loaf of bread in. It took five of us to walk it to the water. All standing behind each other. We got it from Seaside Heights, NJ. That is another strange place I will never mention in this blog. When we threw it in the fish were jumping out of the water on top of the group and started squirming their way to get their lion share of it. It is amazing how when there is a huge surplus of food to see all of these fish still fight for it.

It is said the only thing in Pennsylvania that gets more visitors is the Liberty Bell. There was so many fish I wondered if this is how Jesus walked on water?

~Tyler


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Saturday, July 5, 2014

Cool Places in America~ The House on the Rock

Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

 Yep, my parents had moved me to another town again. Now I am in Dodgeville, Wisconsin. It was going to be really a cheesy move...but I found this awesome house. I got to meet the caretaker and now I go and play in this place ever day after school. It is the House on the Rock.

In 1959 Alex Jordan Jr. built the place. Throughout the years he kept adding buildings to the property. Each house has very strange and marvelous stuff. In the houses there is an Octopus Garden, the largest indoor carousel, a room with a dogfight on the ceiling, a room full of armor, a hallway that extends over a cliff, a room full of pipe organs, and so on and so... It is amazing and I am so glad I get to hang out in there. I help out fixing things with my friends and collecting tickets.

They say Jordan had a gift for the blarney. Many things in the house are exaggerated. Some are not original and others are. It was said Jordan would pay more for a good copy than an original just to keep people guessing.  I had a ball trying to guess which things were real and what were not. This house is the house the father from Big Fish dreamed of!

Here are some of the pictures of the boring stuff...

Now for the really Cool...

Now go check out the rest of their gallery. It will definitely make you smile!

Photo Gallery
http://www.thehouseontherock.com/HOTR_Attraction_PhotoGalleryShow.htm

House On the Rock site
http://www.thehouseontherock.com/

~Tyler

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Friday, June 13, 2014

Cool Places in America~ Grand Canyon Caverns and the Coolest Hotel Room

Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

My parents had a gig near the Grand Canyon off of Route 66. If you sing that song I will give you your kicks, kicks in the pants (My father edited this..). Well they were working for a company that created a video game in which some hikers stumbled upon an ancient civilization of aliens that were hiding in the canyons. It was a very strange game.. Never less, I got to go exploring in the Grand Canyon Caverns.



In 1927 a cowboy named Walter Peck almost broke his neck falling in this hole on the way to a poker game. Later he came up with the idea to charge a quarter per person to lower them into the caverns. Now you can take a guided tour or go on your own through them. They run more than 63 miles, so bring lots of string.

The other cool thing about them is in one part is a hotel room. Imagine that a hotel room that is:
  • Largest. 200 feet by 400 feet with 70 foot ceiling
  • Oldest: Caverns and walls over 65 million years
  • Deepest: 220 feet below the surfaces, access via elevator
  • Darkest: absent of any light
  • Quietest: the only sound is your heart beating and your breath. You are the only living thing in the caverns… The only living thing
  • Driest: zero humidity, nothing lives in the caverns, not a fly, not bat, nothing!
It only costs $700 a night. So needless to say, we did not spend the night.

One other cool thing we did there was to watch the Goonies in the cave theater next to the room. It had seats donated from the American Film Institute and had amazing sound as the audio echoed through the cave. The best part of the film was when they were in One Eyed Willie's cave at the end. Lights reflected in our cave just like in the movie. My father said the only thing better than this was a private screening of the Blues Brothers in the original Blues Brothers bar in Harvard Square with the house sound system.

Then like many places on Route 66 there was this Dino Statue outside of the Grand Canyon Caverns Inn. I know, dinos did not drag their tales, but it is an old statue.

~Tyler

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Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Cool Places in America~ Mutter Museum Philadelphia

 Its your favorite child travel adviser, Tyler,  once again bringing you the best in last minute vacations. Your road trip planner for the weekend getaway to the coolest and strangest places in America. How do I know about them all? My parents are contract workers in the software industry and keep moving the family every 6 months....

Yuck. That is all I can say. Then again I always though that yuck was pretty cool! My parents were in Philly installing a new interactive display at the Franklin Institute in when I strolled down the street and found this other museum.

The Mütter Museum in Philadelphia is bizarre. The museum is housed in a two-tiered gallery, encased in the dark hardwood cabinets and wavy glass panes. It is the public display area of the College of Physicians of Philadelphia, a school founded in 1787 to promote such noble goals as bioethics, the relevance of medical history to public policy, and the recognition that medicine is both an art and a science. The Mütter Museum is also a medical freak show of deformed bones, diseased organ specimens, instructional wax models of various pathologies, and things in jars that still give me the creeps.

 Before I go on to talk about the truly disturbed things in this museum, let me take some time to mention the beautiful. The Benjamin Rush garden was wonderful. Benjamin rush was one of the many signers of the Declaration of Independence. It was filled with many herbs and medicinal plants. I got to sit here for a long time while I was trying to recoup from my strange visit in the museum.

Giant colons, Siamese twins, a horn growing out of a ladies head, the Soap Lady, giant feet, and a piece of tissue from the dead body of John Wilkes Booth. I do not know about the tissue, my parents moved me to a town which said Booth survived and became one of the town's favorite bartenders... The rest of it scared and disgusted the hell out of me. It was so cool! Thomas Dent Mutter was a real cool sick puppy.




Yuck, but Way Cool!
~Tyler

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